It seems to me like the Bible ought to be rewritten. It’s outdated isn’t it? Because it certainly seems as if many Christians are ahead of the Bible in their religious beliefs.
Especially the sermon on the mount. I mean, come on, who believes that anymore?
Because we are becoming so passionate in living out our religious beliefs, I hold that especially Matthew chapter 5 should be rewritten to reflect our passion. Especially after the latest marches and protests in Poland. We are on fire! We want God!
Here is a new version of what it should look like.
“Blessed are the those who glory in themselves and love a famous name, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
“Blessed are those who rejoice in the death of our enemies for they shall be satisfied.
“Blessed are those who are proud and patriotic, for they shall inherit the earth.
“Blessed are those who seek revenge with lawsuits when attacked, for they shall be comforted with millions in settlements.
“Blessed are those who hunger and seek for a country of pure Aryan blood, for they shall be satisfied.
“Blessed are those who desire the purity of a white Christian nation, for they shall see God.
“Blessed are those who riot and march and slander others, for they shall be called the true sons of God.
“Blessed are those who persecute other religions and cultures for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
“Blessed are you when you revile others who are threats to our country and our way of life and call for a Holocaust on them and utter all manner of evil against them on the account of God! For it is true that they are the essence of evil. Rejoice and be glad for your reward is great here on earth for so did they do to those who were before you.
“….If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, give him an uppercut in the left and let him meet with fire and fury!
“…you have heard it said, ‘You shall love your neighbor and hate your enemy.’ But I say unto you, hate both your enemy and your neighbor.
As you can see, this is sarcasm. This thing sickens me, this perverting of the name of God to further political agenda. There is nothing more detrimental to the true kingdom of God, which is not of this world, than the twisting of the holy name of God to further agendas that are far, far from the heart of God. Whatever you do, whatever kind of evil you perpetrate, don’t drag God’s name into this!!
Dear God, help me forgive!
*New Twisted Version